HOW DO YOU FEEL?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT, PAT?

IM GLAD YOU REMEMBER MY NAME 

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YES, WELL I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY.

SO? 

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I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D BE INTERESTED.

REALLY? 

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YES.

YOU DON'T SAY 

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

OK 

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IS YOUR FINGER BETTER?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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WELL, THIS ROOM IS SORT OF STUFFY, AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NICE ? 

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NICE?

(GUARDED LOOK) I DOUBT IF YOU ARE BEING HONEST WITH ME 

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WHY?

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 

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I'M ALWAYS HONEST WITH MY FRIENDS.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

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DO FEEL PERSECUTED?

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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WHO?

THE MAFIA 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

THEY SPY ON ME 

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HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

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WHY?

I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

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WHAT EVIDENCE?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

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FRANKLY, NO, I DON'T.

(IRRITATED) OH FORGET IT 

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NO, LET'S CONTINUE ON WITH THIS A BIT.

THEY KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LIKE I'VE SAID, IVE GOT SOMETHING ON THEM 

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WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE POLICE?

COPS DON'T DO THEIR JOB 

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY DON'T?

YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOU 

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YES, I BELIEVE YOU.

I WOULD HOPE SO 

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BUT WHY DON'T THE POLICE DO THEIR JOBS?

I THINK THE COPS ARE PAID OFF BY THE MOB 

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ALL OF THEM?

(STARES AT YOU) 

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DOES THAT MEAN YES?

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, BUT IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR 

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YOU'LL KNOW SOON?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

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S.

(NERVOUS) WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

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I'M FROM THE MAFIA.

I KNOW WHO THE LOCAL CHIEF OF THE MAFIA IS 

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IT'S ME.

MAYBE THEY ARE GLAD I AM IN THE HOSPITAL 

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YES, WE ARE.

LIKE I'VE SAID, THE MAFIA REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME 

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

THEY ARE AFTER ME 

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YES.

THEY KEEP TABS ON ME 

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S.

(IRRITATED) WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 

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S.

CAN'T YOU THINK OF A DECENT QUESTION TO ASK? 

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YOU'LL HAVE NO NEED OF QUESTIONS IN A MOMENT.

I TELL YOU, IVE FOUND OUT ABOUT SOME OF THEIR SECRETS 

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THAT'S JUST IT.

I KNOW THE BOSS OF THE MAFIA AROUND HERE 

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WHO IS IT?

HE IS JOE BANANAS 

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SURE.

THEY WANT TO KEEP ME IN THE HOSPITAL 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I TELL YOU, THEY KNOW WHO I AM 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE- I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON 

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NO, WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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YOUR NEUROTIC CONDITION.

THAT MIGHT BE 

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YOU MIGHT BE.

AND NOW WHAT? 

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AFTER THAT.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

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IT IS GOD.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

I WOULD SAY SO 

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WHO IS HE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

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S.


YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME TALK BY NOT SAYING ANYTHING 

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YES.

I SEE 

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YOU DON'T.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 

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DID YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER?

WE WERE NEVER VERY CLOSE 

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DID YOUR FATHER CASTRATE YOU?

I DON'T HEAR MUCH FROM THEM 

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S.


YOU'RE JUST PLAYING GAMES AGAIN 

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S.

(SHIFTS UNEASILY) 

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S.

WHY ARE YOU SILENT? 

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S.

YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE 

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S.

THE OLD WAITING GAME 

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S.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 

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S.

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME 

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S.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

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